A breaking news flash regarding 50 Cent's new game.
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is... good?
Apparently the game has solid gunplay, sound AI, decent controls, and an entertaining story.
All I can ask is... what the hell went wrong?
They had everything so perfect: A crappy predecessor; a story about a "gangsta[sic]" rapper fighting terrorists in the Middle-East to retrieve a priceless skull-McGuffin (which clearly worked so well for the Indiana Jones franchise). The whole thing was clearly destined for the bargain bin. Yet somehow they managed to screw it up and produce a good game.
I highly suggest Max and Leo get outta town before all the bling-sporting little old ladies come to collect.