Tuesday, October 26, 2010

stay out, we also have topless fur-protesters

To solve the Amero-Mexican boarder crisis, PeTA has provided this helpful sign in order to deter illegal immigrants.

translation: "If the boarder patrol doesn't get you, the chicken and burgers will. Go vegan."

...no, that's really what it says.

Because a hungry Mexican attempting to sneak across the border will verily be deterred by a delightful carnival showcasing America's wondrous bounty, overlooked by a jealous sun, and contrasted with Mexico's apparent paucity and relative dourness.

Or maybe the ambulance is meant to warn them of medical premiums.

Monday, October 25, 2010

you totally deserved it

Today, I tried to resurrect my mother using alchemy but ended up exploding my brother instead, so I had to bind his soul to a suit of armor. Also, I blew my own arm off. FMA

Saturday, October 2, 2010


To quote the description: Sintel is an independently produced short film, initiated by the Blender Foundation as a means to further improve and validate the free/open source 3D creation suite Blender.

And boy does it ever validate. If all fantasy were this well executed and conceptualized, then, um, that'd be ace.